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Magic of Golf
by DW Green — April 15, 2015
What do golf and magic have in common? Well, depending on the veracity and skill level of your playing partners they have a lot in common. For example, your buddy’s tee shot clearly lands in the middle of a water hazard then magically ricochets back into the fairway. Wow! Many a lost golf ball have magically appeared in their original condition after found.
So in the spirit of golf season and the magical record-breaking performance of Jordon Spieth in last weeks Master Golf Tournament, lets take a look at the 10 best caddy comments to his employer golfer. Sadly, many of these comments apply to me!
#10
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
#9
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
#8
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”
#7
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
#6
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a coincidence.”
#5
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
#4
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, but personally, I prefer golf.”
#3
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”
#2
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
And the old favorite…is the one about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole. He finally gives up and asks his long-suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems to which the caddy replies, “There’s a piece of shit on the end of your club.” The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point the caddy says, “No, the other end.”
Thanks for reading!
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