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Not Outta Sight

by Adam Zack — October 19, 2016

What The Hell Was THAT!?

So I went to this party the other night that was a real gas. I was driving with my friends Scott and Mark in Scott’s ’66 Mustang when we pulled up next to this dude in a ‘Vette. His wheels were bitchen, and he thought he was boss, but turned out he was all show and no go and we blew his doors off. The bash was really far out. The tunes were neato and the foxes were not at all stuck up. Mark thought he was going to score, but I was playing it mellow because I did not want to catch any cooties. Some dudes were getting blitzed and the dead soldiers were stacked all around the pad, so they passed around a hat to collect more bread. Since I was the square who wasn’t drinking the brew I went out to the pay phone and dropped a dime to call my betty Linda and tell her that we’d have to go to the submarine races another night. She thought that was the pits, but I told her we’d go the next night and it would be groovy since she was my main squeeze and we were going steady. I went back in to the bash and this skirt offered me a big glass of moo juice. Since I was driving, I told her to lay it on me. The night was getting late so I told Scott and Mark that we had to split. On the way home those bozos decided that they wanted to play Chinese fire drill so we did that right there on the turnpike. We didn’t get home until 2:00 a.m., so thank God I didn’t have to be at work at the Five and Dime until half past a monkey’s ass. I gave my friends some skin as I dropped them off. We had a nifty time.

What the hell was THAT!? It’s the most use of outdated words and phrases that I could put into one paragraph. Why? Because too often we lose our focus and foresight and the next thing you know your ad, your website, all your marketing materials are outdated and don’t mean anything to your current generation of shoppers. Take a close look and make sure your message is not a bummer and your storytelling is not a downer, daddy-o.